Turning into a robot will fix most of the problems in your alternative life. This former alt-bro found the love of his life.
This robobro lost his alt-AZN-virginity.
Please be careful, though. Dressing up like a robot doesn't guarantee automatic tug-fests. You might just end up an an alt-robobro junkyard. :-(
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XX BONUS ROBOT THEORY XX
This is what the members of Daft Punk looked like before they converted into robots.
They didn't even know how to make music before they were robots. They were just some vagrant French men. Now they make transcendent records in the genre of 'robot rock', and one of the robots (Thomas Bangalter) is married to alt-foreign-artsy-hottie Élodie Bouchez.
She used to be a muse for Marc Jacobs, back before he got into 3rd World Rappers.
FOLLOW UR DREAMS.
CONVERT INTO A ROBOT.
Love,
HRO
